Once upon a time, there were two princesses.
(In their outfits of choice this morning)
Actually one Sleeping Beauty + bunny ears= Sleeping Bunny princess
And one self-proclaimed “Queen Esther”
Their life was good and included many activities, like dressing up.
Squirrel watching, dressing up,
playing with babies, dressing up,
a great many tea parties and did I mention dressing up?
But all was not well in the housedom because their Mama didn’t know what to do.
These smart, little princesses, though beyond capable, refused to try and sit on the potty, even amidst their Mama’s pleas and blatant attempts at bribery. (Example of said bribery, “Girl, if you can put anything in the potty, you can have whatever you want, name it, ice cream sound good? or stickers? Cookies, sure and we can make cupcakes.”)
The end of the story is not yet written, but right now it would be something like…”and they all lived smelly ever after”.
Give me your advice, admonishment or encouragement.
Because I want this story to end like this…
”And they all lived happily ever after in their big girl panties.”